Hi friends: I’ve officially opened my shop selling Collideoscope prints. Only 10 are available of each. They are 4x4 inches and the perfect little addition to any wall or table. AND they come with that gratifying feeling of knowing you’re helping to feed/cloth/inspire me Thanks for all y’all’s support. Feel free to share and/or buy all of the things.
(Only animals are up now. Music is next week!)
I’m probably one of the most sensitive people you’ve ever met. If you’ve known me for longer than 2 weeks, chances are you’ve hurt my feelings at some point.
I take criticism about as well as one takes falling down 10 flights of stairs;not graceful and not without lasting injury.
I’ll probably write about our most intimate moments and you’ll probably feel exposed, even if no one else knows what I’m writing about. I get to be the hero (mostly) in my own story, which means you’re a muse or a villain (or both). It could go either way, depending on the day. 50/50 chance.
I’m already building a library of books for kids I don’t have or know if I’ll ever have.
My dog and I both shed copious amounts of blonde hairs, which means by being in my life, you are forfeiting a hair-free existence. (He also loves to chew up dirty socks, so any of those you leave about will be turned holy. I hope you’ll take it as a compliment.)
I have a super honed, razor sharp intuition that is right 95% of the time. You won’t get away with a thing. (Admittedly) I’m sometimes wrong, but good luck convincing me that’s the case. I follow my gut 100% of the time, even if logic is telling me something different.
I consider being able to sit together in silence a relationship non-negotiable. If you try to fill perfectly beautiful empty space with worthless words, I’ll ignore you.
I take my headphones everywhere. I put them on in completely inappropriate situations because sometimes I can’t stand to not listen to music for one second longer.
I’m completely confident but sometimes prone to social anxiety. You probably won’t be able to tell the difference between the two.
My moods radiate out from my center like an earthquake. On most days, I’ll make you smile just by sitting next to me, but on the occasion bad day, I’ll make you feel like you walked out into a rainstorm unprepared, leaving you to ride out a storm you probably didn’t create.
Love me anyways.